Are elves really green?
Like Vulcans in love,
Crazy in a strange and magical way,
Driven to toy-making as a form of exotic release?
Is it a sleigh or a saucer,
And reindeer or Cheshire cats in reindeer suits,
Wearing bells and antigravity boots?
Be it a pipe or a sonic screwdriver,
That bottomless bag of presents,
From around here,
Not are they.
By: Daniel A. Stafford