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Daniel A. Stafford | 5/8/2000 12:18:44 PM 10/10/2020 5:13:54 AM | 941 |
Swamp Gas
See a UFO ......swamp gas.
See a new way to go.....swamp gas.
Tell a new idea, they listen........swamp gas.
Watch a political show......swamp gas.
Manners impeccable everywhere....swamp gas.
All will treat you kindly.....swamp gas.
Fairness abounding.......swamp gas.
Athorities know it all......swamp gas
Get rich quick......swamp gas.
Life is always easy.....swamp gas.
Hard work not required.......swamp gas.
Education unimportant......swamp gas.
I'll get to it later......swamp gas.
Someday it will....swamp gas.
Seen any lately.........swamp gas?
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By: Daniel A. Stafford
(C) 05/08/2000
By: Daniel A. Stafford
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Just a reminder....a lot of life is like the Twilight Zone. Keep a salt shaker handy and take a grain of it often.
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Janine Daniel | spinnys@hotmail.com | www.spinnys.com | 10/1/2000 4:50:21 AM |
Hmmmmm... here's another one. Swamp gas eh? I guess it's one way of getting all your lines to rhyme...*S* | |||
Daniel A. Stafford | aqmstaffo@mailbag.com | 8/15/2001 1:42:21 AM | |
For any who might not understand the reference, Back in the 1950's through the 1980's or so, when an unidentified flying object was reported, the authorities commonly dismissed the report as "Marsh Gas", more commonly referred to as swamp gas....basically a glowing cloud of funky smelling glowing gas......so I hope the satire is taken in a humorous light. |